fullcontactmuse: (Miss Violet DeVille - Parasol Down)

(Crossposted from Violet DeVille)

Like physics, the internet has its own set of “natural” laws. The most exciting: Rule 34, which states that if you can think of it, there is sexually explicit material of it. Therein lies our inspiration. With a steaming hot cast of burlesque’s finest, Rule 34 explores the deepest depths of our imaginations and the interwebs that bring them to light. 

If You Can Think of It, There’s Porn, er, Burlesque of It!

“Why you think the net was born? Porn! Porn! Porn!” – Trekkie Monster, from the hit Broadway musical Avenue Q. 

Did you know that over 30% of all Internet traffic contains porn and video site YouPorn uses 6 times the bandwidth of the streaming media site Hulu. We think Trekkie Monster might be onto something.

Rule 34 is May 10th at the Re-Bar in Seattle. 

Our Master of Ceremonies, our Potentate of Porn, our Sultan of Smut, our Dictator of Dirt is Mister Bawdy. 

Following his lead is Tamara the Trapeze Lady, Boom Boom L’Roux, Whisper De Corvo, Miss Violet DeVille, Maggie McMuffin, Cinnamon Maxxine, Magnolia Monroe, Morgue Anne, Dee Lushious, and Ms. Audrey Rugburn! 

The doors open at 6:30 pm, seating begins at 7:00 pm, show starts at 7:30 pm.

What porn is she looking for? If I could just zoom in on the screen...

Tickets start at $13 and are available through www.BrownPaperTickets.com and for $15 at the box office day of show.

What porn is she searching for?

fullcontactmuse: (Eye (Blue))

(Crossposted from Violet DeVille)

CopyrightCome on down to Re-Bar to support PAWS on March 14, 15 & 16!

Showcase Showdown is a burlesque game show in the tradition of The Price Is Right. With burlesque versions of classic The Price is Right games, audience members can come on down and win prizes after each performance -- all while supporting animal welfare.

Featuring:

 

  • Miss Kitty Baby
  • Tamara the Trapeze Lady
  • Sailor St. Claire
  • Man Johnson
  • Violet DeVille
  • Penelope Rose
  • Czech Mate
  • Mitzy Sixx
  • Candy Apples
  • Minni Bobbins

 

Hosted by Ace Carter as Bob Barker
with "Carter's Cuties" Miss Huneybush & Bunny Von Bunsmore

Promotional Consideration furnished by: Atomic Cosmetics, Haute Under the Collar, Strut the Pup, King of Spades Clothing, Fiero Fallout, All Seasons Pet Care, and The Burlesque Boutique!

All proceeds from the show go to PAWS (www.paws.org) to aid its animal rehabilitation and adoption programs.

Tickets are $15 in advance, $20 at the door.

Bring an item on the PAWS Wishlist to the show and receive a raffle ticket!

 

I am so very excited to be a part of this show. It's going to be amazing. As an animal lover and having adopted several pets from P.A.W.S., I am simply over the moon about it.

February 2015

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