fullcontactmuse: (Default)
"I don't think I'm allowed to touch something so girly."
fullcontactmuse: (What?)
"I'm a back stroker."
fullcontactmuse: (Default)
"Give me mom's balls."
fullcontactmuse: (Default)
"As sure as a religious nut can be."
fullcontactmuse: (WTF)
"It wasn't done screwing yet."
fullcontactmuse: (Default)
"I'm right on it. Let me spit out my gum first."
fullcontactmuse: (Default)
"My butt monkeys make Kodak moments."
fullcontactmuse: (Default)
"Especially if you have a noisy load."
fullcontactmuse: (Default)
"I'm naked and fighting zombies!"
fullcontactmuse: (Default)
"This is harder."
"Well, maybe it will take you longer."
fullcontactmuse: (Default)
Two for the price of one today!

"I'll let you guys worry about the backend details."

"Are they bronzed? Are they on a platter? Then no."
fullcontactmuse: (Default)
"In many ways, I'm sort of a soft top convertable."
fullcontactmuse: (Default)
"Did I just reference myself in the 3rd person?"
fullcontactmuse: (Default)
"Would you please spell your date of birth?"
fullcontactmuse: (Default)
"Where is your Pink Floyd now?!"
fullcontactmuse: (Default)
"That's your reward for honesty."
fullcontactmuse: (Default)
"Toes. Nail it into the wall with my toes."
fullcontactmuse: (Cluelessness)
"No, it's because they're bigger."
fullcontactmuse: (Default)
"And by 'whoring myself out', I mean saying 'thank you'."
fullcontactmuse: (WTF)
"It's like a good flogging."

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