Birthday desires...

[fullcontactmuse]

gypsiequeen: So, what do you want for your birthday?
Me: Two-million dollars.
gypsiequeen: What can I give you for your birthday?
Me: I don't know.
gypsiequeen: How about a back massage?
Me: Oh?
gypsiequeen: From zorgaulf.
Me: I can live with that.
gypsiequeen: Hey zorgaulf, would you give activegnome a back massage?
zorgaulf: Sure.
Me: Okay, but zorgaulf has to be naked.
gypsiequeen: No.
Me: Okay, I get to be naked.
zorgaulf: No.
Me: Drat.