fullcontactmuse: (C Code Run)
Kitteh says, "I want to sleep on the keyboard but no one is using the computer."I received an e-mail at work and in the body of the mail was the following message: Emphasis is mine.
The message you tried to open is protected with Information Rights Management and can be opened using Microsoft Office Outlook 2010 or the standard version of Outlook Web App. Download a free trial of Microsoft Office Outlook from http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkID=147091&clcid=0x409.
Maybe my copy of Outlook 2010 isn't 2010'ish enough. If Microsoft keeps this up I'm going to have to pay a therapist to give counseling to Office install.
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Details under the cut. )
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(stolen from [livejournal.com profile] rebelliousuno)

Happy Holidays!
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(Stolen from [livejournal.com profile] bad_in_plaid)

Angst of the Lich King
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(I snagged this from [livejournal.com profile] ysabel.)

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MINNEAPOLIS - In an announcement that has shocked the Washington establishment to its very core, the editor of the satirical newspaper The Onion has admitted that the 2008 GOP Presidential ticket of John McCain and Sarah Palin is a satire that has "spun out of control."

"Things just really got out of hand," said Scott Dikkers, editor of The Onion. "Once the movie 'Mystery, Alaska' broke out at the Republican National Convention, and John McCain was about to get an official shot at having access to the nation's nukes, we realized we had to come forward and nip this thing in the bud."

The announcement by Dikkers came just one moments before presumed Presidential nominee John McCain was to officially accept the GOP nomination. The convention was abruptly halted when it was announced that John McCain and Alaska Governor Sarah Palin were not, in fact, the GOP nominees for the Executive office.

According to GOP sources, it is now likely that Jeb Bush will become the true Republican nominee for President, with current Vice-President Dick Cheney as his running mate.

In a column that will be published tomorrow morning in the Washington Post, Dean of Washington Media David Broder reacted angrily, but added that he was pleased that a serious ticket would hopefully "restore the natural order of Washington."

"The McCain-Palin hoax has been a crime perpetrated against the media. We are the victims," wrote Broder. "Now that the natural order has been restored, however, I have great confidence that a ticket of Bush-Cheney will be a serious one that understands Beltway complexities and the nation's continued grave threat of nuclear annihilation at the hands of Islamic terrorists."

Dikkers said the entire satire began simply, but rapidly gained momentum. According to Dikkers, a story titled "George W. Bush Privatizes the White House Executive Bathroom" began the entire debacle.

"It was just a simple filler story," said Dikkers. "Then somehow angry bloggers got a hold of it, and we just sort of sat back and watched what happened."

While details are still sketchy, Fox News has reported that the story somehow morphed due to the diligent work of the "leftist, Marxist blogospheres." The angry leftist bloggers continually pushed, altered and continued the satire and the national media followed, until somehow: "Republicans had actually bought the ridiculous notion that McCain is some type of non-partisan maverick and that an inexperienced Alaskan governor had put her foot down against the infamous Bridge to Nowhere and was a maverick in her own right," as Publisher of The Onion, T. Herman Zweibel stated in a press release.

For his part, Dikkers said he realized things were completely out of control when McCain was about to accept the nomination for the GOP.

"We were waiting for someone to figure this whole thing out, but once McCain was 24 hours away from having a legal shot at the Presidency, we just had to pull the plug. It was just too dangerous," said Dikkers. "We're really sorry about this whole thing. Seriously, sorry."

Dikkers said the lead story in the next issue of The Onion will explain more about the satire that went out of control, under the title "Holy Shit That Was Close!"

Read the original posting.
fullcontactmuse: (Cluelessness)
This came across one of the blogs I read, Shakespeare's Sister. I thought maybe some of you might enjoy it as well.

The Secret Pants sketch comedy troup would like to ask you: Who said it? Bush or Batman?

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Warning! Corn chips back up, through the nose is painful.
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...Call of Cthulhu, I give you this...

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fullcontactmuse: (Arcade Centipede Cabinet)
I have LOLCthulhu.
fullcontactmuse: (Floating Fuzy Kitty Head)
Ganked from [livejournal.com profile] inconvenience.

The LOLCats Bible.

From the Book of Genesis:
Boreded Cieling Cat makinkgz Urf n stuffs
1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat waz invisible, An he maded the skiez An da Urf, but he no eated it.

2 The Urfs wus witout shapez An wus dark An scary An stufs, An he rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3 An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.

4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stufs, An seperatered teh lite from dark An stufs but taht wuz ok cuz cats can seez in teh dark An not tripz ovr nethin. an Ceiling Cat sayz u mus hav da moneyz 2 git da milkz.

5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. Teh evning An morning was teh first day.

6 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh ceilingz of waterz, with waterz up An waterz down. An he maded hole in teh Ceiling.

7 An Ceiling Cat doed the skiez with waterz down An waterz up, An stuff.

8 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so evning An morning was teh twoth day.

9 An Ceiling Cat gotted all no waterz into ur base, so no waterz wus not wetted An Ceiling Cat hadz teh dry placez cuz cats dusnt lieks to get wet,

10 An Ceiling Cat called no waterz urths and waters oshunz, so tehre.

11 An Ceiling Cat sayed, wants grass An stuff! so tehr wuz seedz An stufs, An fruitzors An vegbatels.

12 An Ceiling Cat sawed that weedz ish teh good stuff, so, letz tehre be weed. (and catnipz 2, so wen i makes kittehs they can getz hai.)

13 An so teh evning An the morning of the threeth day.

14 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has lightz in the firmmint for dividing day from no day.

15 So tehre, lights everwaer, like chrissmass, wai.

16 An Ceiling Cat doeth two greate lightz, teh most big for day, teh other for no day.

17 An Ceiling Cat screweth tehm on firmmint, with big nails An stuff.

Okay, back to work fixing bugs.
fullcontactmuse: (Cursed Duck)
...and now they couldn't be more different. :D

I give you, The DM of the Rings!
fullcontactmuse: (Arcade Centipede)
Now I have to go find the original if only to get a point of reference.

Ganked from [livejournal.com profile] inconvenience.
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fullcontactmuse: (Hot Lights)
Here is your handy linguistical guide to help you understand some of the more obscure technical theater jargon.
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So can we know what B is working on now? :D

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