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Fucking baby powder. Over every fucking square inch of the living room, kitchen, computer room, and the solarium. So much fucking baby powder. This has got to be the worst thing that my son has ever done. He decided that he and my daughter were going to have a baby powder fight and throw the stuff at each other. We had three bowls of concord grapes sitting out on the counter that had to be tossed. The garlic bread was covered. There was baby powder in the cupboards for crying out loud!

While my birthday hadn’t been spectacular, it wasn’t too bad. We had asked the boy to watch his sister while we ran a couple of errands about 4:30 or so. When we got home about 8:30, we found this colossal mess in the house and a empty economy size bottle of baby powder.

Looks like I’m taking tomorrow off too so I can stay home and clean up this mess. I am so pissed right now, I can’t even see straight! I’m not even about to assign a punishment for this because I’m sure than anything I can come up with right now will likely not be any where near appropriate.

*sigh*

I need to go clean and put the girl to bed. It's going to be a long night.

Date: 2004-09-29 11:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seductionjunkie.livejournal.com
i'm SO sorry!!! but at least he didn't burn the house down *heh*...

Date: 2004-09-29 11:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fullcontactmuse.livejournal.com
Heh.

I read your reply out loud to [livejournal.com profile] gypsiequeen and it actually got her to smile for the first time since we got home...

Date: 2004-09-29 11:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seductionjunkie.livejournal.com
groovy!! well i'm glad you didn't take it as an insult...yes, it was crazy..i remember doing something similiar when i was a kid..but when my mom got mad, she remembered how a neighbor kid peed in the oven and turned it on, stuck his feet into a giant jar of Peter Pan peanut Butter and tracked it around the house, and lit a wastebacket on fire all in the same day..and the kid was like 7.
And suddenly she wasnt nearly as mad at me *heh*

Ah, but I have a DAMN good idear.

Date: 2004-09-30 03:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bysmael.livejournal.com
You got those stumps in the back yard, right?

Basically, find something odious and not fun. Then invite me over to supervise. Inform him that it is my job to give you and Cheryl a break. And that I have authority when comes to adding tasks based on his performance.

I'll sit in a chair, read a book, drink a soda/beer and let him work - And keep him on task. I can devote three hours to this, for your peace of mind.

Date: 2004-09-30 09:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lordcthulhu.livejournal.com
holy flaming monkeys...why?! Why in the name of the
God and Goddess...how...how does the thought 'Hey, lets play with the baby powder!" actually come to mind? And better yet, what was his excuse?

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