This lit up my morning...

Defending religous freedom, one show tune at a time...

Oh, and I got this from Steve Jackson Games last night in my e-mail...

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
The Illuminati are watching
Everything that you do
Fnord!

Mind you, it was an automated message, but I thought it was nice touch.

For those of you not in the know, I am 100000 years old today! And there are 10 types of people in this world: Those who can count in binary and those who can't. ;)

Baby powder.

Fucking baby powder. Over every fucking square inch of the living room, kitchen, computer room, and the solarium. So much fucking baby powder. This has got to be the worst thing that my son has ever done. He decided that he and my daughter were going to have a baby powder fight and throw the stuff at each other. We had three bowls of concord grapes sitting out on the counter that had to be tossed. The garlic bread was covered. There was baby powder in the cupboards for crying out loud!

While my birthday hadn’t been spectacular, it wasn’t too bad. We had asked the boy to watch his sister while we ran a couple of errands about 4:30 or so. When we got home about 8:30, we found this colossal mess in the house and a empty economy size bottle of baby powder.

Looks like I’m taking tomorrow off too so I can stay home and clean up this mess. I am so pissed right now, I can’t even see straight! I’m not even about to assign a punishment for this because I’m sure than anything I can come up with right now will likely not be any where near appropriate.

*sigh*

I need to go clean and put the girl to bed. It's going to be a long night.

This is one of those patience lessons, isn't it?

Ever since I got home this evening, I have been on the verge of screaming and yelling.

Is this what I get when I asked the Goddess for patience?

*sigh*