She said to me...

[fullcontactmuse]

gypsiequeen said: "Maybe you need some comfort food?"
I said: "I don't need to eat right now."
gypsiequeen said: "No, not potato chips or popcorn. I'm thinking strawberries; diced and removed from the stem."
I said: "No, they're best from vine and you hold onto the vine to eat it."
I said: "Then, I say, 'Oh, grandpa.' And you're supposed to say, 'I never married.'"

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[seductionjunkie.livejournal.com]

Merf?? a book, you say? What be this strange but wonderful salutation?